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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

OUR SHOP IS HAUNTED

OK SO HERES THE DEAL, THERE HAS BEEN ABOUT FIVE EVENTS GO DOWN AT OUR SHOP, STRANGE CREEPY SHIT.... LATE NIGHT WORKIN ON BIKES AND ALL OFF A SUDDEN THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK STANDS UP, AND YOU GET THIS FEELING LIKE ITS TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.... SO THE OTHER NIGHT THIS OLD LADY STOPS BY AND STARTS TELLING US ABOUT HOW HER DAD AND HIS BUDDIES USED TO WORK UP AT THE SHOP AND GAVE A WAY BACK HISTORY ABOUT WHAT USED TO GO ON UP THERE, JUST AS SHE IS LEAVING SHE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS "OH BY THE WAY DO YOU GUYS EVER HEAR VOICES IN HERE" WHOOOAAAA FUCKING A CREEPY...  OUR SHOP IS FUCKING HAUNTED...  IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT VISITS FROM THE OTHER SIDE WE FIGURED IT IS ABOUT TIME WE NAME THE SHOP SO WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONTEST AND LET YOU GUYS HELP PIC THE NAME, BY ALL MEANS PAY HOMAGE TO THE SPIRITS IN THE TITLE, WHO EVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST NAME, WILL NOT ONLY FOREVER GIVE TITLE TO THE PLACE WE WORK AND LOVE AND FEAR, BUT YOU WILL ALSO RECIVE SOME HEAVY SHWAG.......AND WE WILL MAIL YOU A REAL GHOST TO TERRIFY YOU AND MAKE YOU SHIT YOURSELF

12 comments:

  1. Funky Town. If you don't name it that, then I will. By the way, your shop isn't haunted. That's just Zac spying on you fools.

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  2. Chop - A - Festation

    How's That?

    You could make the letter A inside a pentagram or something . . .

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  3. The galloping ghost ( which is also the name of the plane that crashed I. Reno and killed a shit load oh people)
    Or
    the Ghastly Shack

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  4. Panheads and Poltergeists, or the Ghoul Garage.

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  5. The Tomb of Doom
    *Bringing you phantasmal performance by Satanic Mechanics and Apparition Technicians!*

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  6. "Travel for miles, with the power of Belial! Cash, credit, or 30 pieces of silver accepted!"

    Thank you folks, I'll be here all week...

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